African people confuse me slightly. You'd have thought that after all the billions we have donated to them over the last thirty or so years they would be the richest nation on the planet by now. The fact that a lot of them still live in huts made out of mud and sticks, don't have any food, and have a water supply filled with more shit than Justin Bieber's mouth, and half the population spend their time attempting to scam money out of mentally challenged Westerners, suggests we should probably stop giving them money. And also suffocate Bob Geldof.
On 21 October 2016 at 10:08, Morris Nelson <barristermorrisnelson1@gmail.com> wrote:
My Dear,
With due respect how are you over there in your country? I believe you are fine and doing well. It is me MORRIS NELSON, It have been a very long time dear. I hope my email meets you in good health.
I am much delighted and privileged to contact you again it takes destiny and courage to remember Good friends like you and at the same time, show gratitude to you despite circumstances that separated us and made our transaction not work out as we had projected then. i use your name as the next of kin of my late client and process the Inheritance fund Claim which was successfully in getting those funds transferred with the co-operation of a new partner.
The good news is that I'm happy to inform you about successfully in getting those funds transferred with the co-operation of a new partner I hereby write to inform you that your Atm Visa Card is available with sum of US$500,000.00 U.S Dollars) inside it. i have registered the delivery of your Atm Visa card at ( FedEx Courier Service ), and they have requested reconfirm your delivery address before they will deliver your Atm Visa card to your address.
You advice to send your delivery address to the (FedEx Courier Service ) via their email address noted here: E-mail: fedex.tgcustomerservice@outlook.com
FEDEX EXPRESS
FedEx Courier Service,Lome Togo
PAKO Agency Ltd
276, Blvd Du 13 Janvier
Immeuble Fiata 1er Etage
P.O. Box 30327
Lome, Togo
E-mail: fedex.tgcustomerservice@outlook.com
Website: www.fedex.com
Immediately re-confirmed your delivery address to them because i have paid them the delivery fee of US$325.00 (Three Hundred and Twenty Five U.S Dollars) here is tracking code: 800277347645
https://www.fedex.com/apps/fedextrack/?tracknumbers=800277347645&cntry_code=tg
Update me after you receive your Atm Visa Card .
Yours Faithfully,
Morris Nelson
On 24 October 2016 at 10:21, Heather Carter wrote:
Hello Mr Morris Nelson,
It's lovely to hear from you again for the first time. I am super, how are you?
Well actually when I say I'm super, that's not completely accurate. I lost my entire family in a terrible arson attack the other week. Somebody dowsed the whole house in petrol and accidentally lit a match. I was lucky to escape a fiery death because I had already run off to hide the petrol cans. Still, I inherited a vastly sum of $150,000,000 dollars as a result so added to the small $500,000 dollars you have just given me, I'm feeling really quite splendid. In fact I may just take the $500,000 you gave me and blow it all on shoes.
The only annoying thing is that dollars are a bit useless in my country so I have to convert it to my country's national currency and of course then I have to think about the exchange rate. It's a real pain in the tits but I suppose these are the sorts of things multi-millionaires like me have to face.
So how are you?
Heather. x
On 24 October 2016 at 11:27, Morris Nelson <barristermorrisnelson1@gmail.com> wrote:
i have registered the delivery of your Atm Visa card at ( FedEx Courier Service ), and they have requested reconfirm your delivery address before they will deliver your Atm Visa card to your address.
You advice to send your delivery address to the (FedEx Courier Service ) via their email address noted here: E-mail: fedex.tgcustomerservice@outlook.com
FEDEX EXPRESS
FedEx Courier Service,Lome Togo
PAKO Agency Ltd
276, Blvd Du 13 Janvier
Immeuble Fiata 1er Etage
P.O. Box 30327
Lome, Togo
E-mail: fedex.tgcustomerservice@outlook.com
Website: www.fedex.com
Immediately re-confirmed your delivery address to them because i have paid them the delivery fee of US$325.00 (Three Hundred and Twenty Five U.S Dollars) here is tracking code: 800277347645
https://www.fedex.com/apps/fedextrack/?tracknumbers=800277347645&cntry_code=tg
Update me after you receive your Atm Visa Card .
Yours Faithfully,
Morris Nelson
On 24 October 2016 at 11:46, Heather Carter wrote:
Thanks Morris,
Since your email address is the same as the email address you told me to email my address to, I might as well just email you back, right? OK so my address is 60-61 Bumblefaggot Lane, United Arab Emirates, PO BOX 1234. If you want to come round personally, I am sat outside sunbathing in my burkini and could do with a bit of company. Interested? I promise I won't fiddle with you, unless you're into that sort of thing.
Lots of love
Heather. x
On 25 October 2016 at 09:36, Morris Nelson <barristermorrisnelson1@gmail.com> wrote:
Urgently send your address to the (FedEx Courier Service ) via their email address noted here: E-mail: fedex.tgcustomerservice@outlook.com
FEDEX EXPRESS
FedEx Courier Service,Lome Togo
PAKO Agency Ltd
276, Blvd Du 13 Janvier
Immeuble Fiata 1er Etage
P.O. Box 30327
Lome, Togo
E-mail: fedex.tgcustomerservice@outlook.com
Website: www.fedex.com
Immediately re-confirmed your delivery address to them because i have paid them the delivery fee of US$325.00 (Three Hundred and Twenty Five U.S Dollars) here is tracking code: 800277347645
https://www.fedex.com/apps/fedextrack/?tracknumbers=800277347645&cntry_code=tg
Update me after you receive your Atm Visa Card .
Yours Faithfully,
Morris Nelson
On 25 October 2016 at 09:36, Heather Carter wrote:
Hi again Morris,
Sure thing, I'll send them my address right away as well as explicit instructions on how to enter my property. It's not just a simple case of knocking on the front door because of my political views. Basically they will need to do a special knock which involves three short knocks, a long knock, a pause of exactly 4.67 seconds, then six short knocks and then they have to utter the secret passphrase which I will also supply them with. Once they have successfully done that they'll need to press their eye up against the panel on the side of the door. This is a retina scanner and, if they don't do it properly, will blind them. If they have not been blinded, I'll come up via the basement from the safe house, through the double-locked garden gate, over the electrified fence (once I've temporarily deactivated it of course) and then come to the front door armed with a pointed stick.
Would they like a cup of tea when they come round?
Thanks
heather. x
